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Im back  *dramatic thunder*⚡️️⛈️ sorry ive been gone… for two years.. but I became a AO3 man  and looking back I lied A LOT on this account. Like, it is shocking. So, sorry i left and srry for the lying 

fiesta salsa quinceañera baila

It's April so, Happy Autism Awareness Month!

My mum: what are you doing?
          Me: getting a Band-Aid.
          My mum: it's 2 am
          
          Like what does she want me to say? "Oh, I forgot the time! I'll postpone my bleeding until farther notice." Like, No! I'm bleeding. I can't just stop. 

I love your picture and name, like wig sis.
          (If you get what I mean)

I should make a book of random things I've thought about in the middle of the night. Heres the one for today; 
          Does gay (MxM) sex go for a shorter time than lesbian sex? 'Cause it's a fact that Males finish faster than Females

My Nan saw Frozen 2 with my little cousins. THEY DIDN'T EVEN INVITE ME!

I HAVE AN HYPOTHESIS! What if the ships you grew up with changes the ships you make in the future. Like if your first ship was something like Anti-Septiceye x Darkiplier then you're more likely to ship two "dark" character together. I grew up with Dan x Phil and now I ship Virgil x Patton...
          
          ...I'm tired
          
          AND MAYBE THE PEOPLE THAT SHIPPED DORA AND DIEGO aRE NOW THE PEOPLE SHIPPING ALL THE INCEST! I FIGURED IT ALL OUT!!!

I just lost the game

Not even gonna lie, If you go to hell for: Being gay, Having before sex marriage, Having tattoos, Effeminacy, Lying, Being drunk, or Think of doing anything bad. Then hell must be cool as fuck.