Who am I? WHO AM I?! I am the guardian of lost souls! The powerful, the pleasurable, the indestructible Mushu!

Actually...
I'm a reader. I like books. Those things with pages and lots of words in 'em. The occasional picture is welcomed.
I believe that the shower is a natural voice enhancer
I fall in love with fictional characters
I'm not weird, I'm special. HA, I kid. I'm just weird
I'm not a psychopath. I'm a high-functioning sociopath.
I seriously want a superpower
I've just noticed that too many of these lines start with 'I'
There. Now I've remedied the problem stated above
All my friends are people I met online and I'm cool with that
I'm a Christian
I have a sequined bible

There's a button that says FOLLOW. Click it if you want...whatevs...

Favorite person of the week:  @wildgreenskittle <- Click it. Click it now.

Favorite book series: Maximum Ride, Alex Rider, Sherlock Holmes, Narnia, The Sacketts, Series of Unfortunate Events

Favorite phrase: "FOR NARNIA, AND FOR ASLAN!"

Favorite color: Blellow

Favorite words: Flabbergasted, Spelunking, Semi-colon, Gangstah, Balderdash, Melancholy, Shway

Frequently used words: Yo, IKR, Howdy

Things I can't stand: Itchy socks. Penguins. People who try too hard to be random. And turkey.

Unnecessary Info of the Day: I miss Batman :(


Haters gonna hate. Potatoes gonna potate.

Potato, tomato, potato, tomato.

Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.


I'll check out your story, but I don't promise follows, votes, comments, etc.

I maketh no promise to any being loosely; And giveth my word to a chosen few. For my word is all that I have to offer thee, o reader, whether ye be man, woman, or waffle. I cannot offer my love, nor my affections. But can only offer something as meager and meaningless, as my word...

(My apologies to all random citizens and Millicent Bystanders who were injured in the reading of this crap)