Hello, loves. :)

So, y'all can call me Eva. I'm very strange: I love to learn simply for the sake of learning, I have an extremely contradictory personality, and my aunt is seriously considering committing me to an institution, ever since I told her I constantly write just to make the voices in my head shut up (She's not a writer; she doesn't understand). But I'm that girl that can spout off the most random facts about something, then turn around and tell you she doesn't have any idea where she learned it and proceed to try and push open a door that quite obviously says "Pull". Yep, that's me. 

I tend to ramble in long, grammatically complicated sentences, and I find an odd pleasure in utilizing words of an unnecessary number of syllables. My acquaintances consistently beseech me: "Eva, for the love of all that is good in the world, use /normal/ English! Use little words!" Well, they don't say it quite so dramatically, but... you get the idea.

Oh dear, there I've gone rambling again. Please, someone shut me up before I hurt myself. 

Cheers,
Eva Grace
(*cough* fake name *cough cough*)