I am the self proclaimed Queen of Trash. You may refer to me as "Her Majesty". My throne is a Walmart (not sponsored) shopping cart. Bow down, foolish mortals, to your new queen!

Also the rumour that the Queen of Recycling and I do not get along is simply false news! I think her little "clean the earth" thing is amusing, and the whole " save the turtles" movement (bless her sweet little heart) is simply adorable!