hello, fellow humanoid creature! It has come to my attention that you have followed me. I must state the following so my insurance is valid and I don’t have my soul sucked out of my vessel and be placed in a semi terrifying place such as a supermarket for the rest of eternity!
1) now that you have followed you, soul, belongs to my supervisors who can do with it as they like.
2) You may experience side effects such as twitching, demon possession, flu-like symptoms, crying blood-like substance and a weird rash.
3) All pets (excluding arachnids) will randomly be petted as they are awesome and valid.
4) You are allowed to unfollow but side effects that are unclear may occur.
Thank you for your time and I hope that you have a nice stay!
Love Ez x
