Some say I'm egotistical, especially Fowl. And... They actually might be somewhat right. But I've saved their skins dozens of times. They aren't really in a position to complain.

I am, as you can see, a centaur. You will just have to deal with that knowledge. Yes, I am not one for social networking sites, and Caballine restricts my human internet interaction heavily, but I decided, just once, to see what one is like. And it is an interesting place. Humans are strange creatures...

I no longer wear a tinfoil hat, as it was disposed of (*cough* incinerated *cough*) by Caballine.

I have one lovely wife that is so dear to me... I cannot even begin to describe.

If you're looking for embarrassing pictures of Artemis Fowl, blackmail on Holly Short, arrest reports on Mulch Diggums, filmed wrestling sessions of Juliet, the web series 'Butler's Training Camp', or just fanfiction that sounds good, click that -> www.horsesense.gnom

If you're down in Haven, come find me! Lower Elements Police Plaza. Huge place. Can't miss it. Though, if a human wandered his way down there, I wouldn't object to trying some new mind wipe technology I made. Just dying to try it...

So yes. That was a very short bunch of sentences about me.

Oh, and these people are worth a mention.

@ArtemisFowltheSecond is the brains.

@Minerva_Paradizo is also the brains.

@Call_Me_Domovoi Is the brawn.

@CaptainShort Is also the brawn.

@The_Jade_Princess contributes more brawn

@m_diggums can pass gas at will.

Oh, and Holly?
You'll never know if I hacked you or not.