Unlike Artemis, I am not so foolhardy as to reveal too much about myself. Usually I am the forgotten younger brother of Artemis Fowl, most forget me as soon as they see me. This however, I can use to my advantage. 

Beware, never get on my wrong side or I will make sure the remaining days of your life are the worst kind imaginable.

If you haven't guessed, @ArtemisFowltheSecond is my brother. 

Feel free to Private Message me if you want to talk, though I may not respond quickly. I have a golden rocket ship to build.