Heya I'm Watermelon, but Food will suffice as well. 

apothisexual/aromantic | 15 | any pronouns | intp | neutral evil | softball | cooking | ukulele | writing | reading | drawing | FOOD | sarcastic af | sense of humor that appeals to thirty year olds | shy yet friendly | weirdo alert | too naïve for my own good | p emotionless | haphephobic | hypochondriac | equalist | lgbtqia+ supporter | random fun facts that kill the vibe | animals | bands: FOB, P!ATD, TØP, Train, Melanie Martinez, AC/DC, Bon Jovi, Aerosmith, The Cab, The Downtown Fiction, Green Day, etc etc | Zoophobia comic | Devil's Candy | Zootopia | probably more stuff but meh

Now, about my writing. Everything I write is completely original unless categorized in Fanfiction. I write various perspectives, gender's, and in both first and third person, and I'm even considering an art book. I do animal stories but majority are human. I incorporate humor into everything I write, even if it's a more serious setting. If I decide to do a cast for a book, they will typically be drawn by me.

Romance is hard for me to write, though it will occasionally be in my books, both LGBT+ and hetero, but it it will definitely not be the main premises of the story nor categorized in the romance genre or with tags labelled "love" or "romance". I WILL NOT WRITE SMUT. NONE WHATSOEVER. DON'T EVEN BOTHER ASKING.

Most of my stories aren't for casual readers. I put great depth and hidden messages into everything I write to really get the emotions going. I write as a pastime however I'm such a busy person I'm not always able to get to it. This is why I have no set schedule for my books. When the new chapter happens it happens. Please do not pressure me as I believe quality is better than timing. Thank you.

If you want to chat, feel free. I'm a pretty good ventilation system.

*I don't follow for follow.*

My best friend is @Blobfish01 so you should totally go and check them out!

Bye! -awkward wave-
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