Welcome, llamas, to my page of ultimate gayness *throws unicorn cocaine everywhere* It can be quite dangerous, but we're all going to hell, might as well enjoy the ride ;P
I am a bisexuwhale here to the rescue *puts on llama mama cape*

They/Them pronouns cause I'm genderfluid :3

I'm also a llama. Named Oliver. And I'm with ya till the end of the line, pal <3

I live in the Tardis. MOISTURIZE MEH. 

I'm married to a potato. We have 3 kids: broccoli, carrot, and tomato. We don't talk about tomato. *burp* It's complicated.

OTP: Me and the fridge tbh *crafts*

SHIPS:
-Stucky
-Cherik
-Johnlock
-Destiel
-Sabriel
-Tenrose
-Phan
-Septiplier


Anyway, enjoy your stay here (/-w-)/

Haters, don't let the door hit you on the way out.