LernDaddy

uh why do you have a picture of me on ur profile? that’s fucking creepy.

Hiii,  how are you? 

Yooo

Hold the fuck up where is my library 

Did you always have so many followers? 

"I'm not perfect to you, but I don't need to be. I'm already perfect to the only person who matters." 
          
          *sniffle* I love this. *sniffle cough hack oh my god there's chocolate muffins in the pantry*

My soulmate says I need a hobby so now I give out life advice. 
          
          Don't stick your penis in the sharpener because the teacher might see and suspend you for "public indecency" 

Pickles.

"My mom might of raised an emtionally crippled, depressed, anxious, awakward, and over sensitive daughter. But she ain't raise no bitch-"

"If a girl can pull off a beanie, she can pull off my shirt."