You have entered the plaza of a crowded city to the left just beyond the water fountain you spot a stage with a line of various men and women, some were merpeople, had animal ears and a tail, and others had their quirks that made them adorable and just so kawaii. There was a loud bang and a female rose from the floor with her arms crossed and a happy smile on her face.
"Hello everybody! I The Frost Metal Alchemist welcome you to my page. For starters if you are a hater of boyxboy/yaoi/anything to do with two men doing certain activities together please don't hate I also do boyxgirl but nothing too dirty." A couple of the people in the crown gave the girl a strange look but continued watching. "The general rules are down below and there will be a 'book' of all the ukes and fem ocs I have. All haters and spammers will be attacked by crabs on ninja pandas as well as my people eating llamas."
With a bow the girl disappeared.

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Rules:
No hating
No spamming
I will come after you if you steal my ocs for you own
If you do boyxgirl don't make it too dirty
Boyxboy people have fun

Note:
If I'm late of responding I apologies in advance