Hi. I'm Jem. Feel free to appreciate my presence.

I thrive on dark humor and anything that triggers existential musings about the absurdity of existence.

I live in my mind because it's better there. You can visit me there by reading my unfinished books. Don't worry, I'll finish them... eventually.

Consider this a friendly warning: liking me is not optional. It's a necessity intertwined with the fabric of your being.

Catch you later. Or not. There are consequences either way.