I hail from the continent of Africa on the planet Earth. I am sixteen rotations around my sun old. I aspire to one day become the supreme overlord of the whole galaxy- I mean, a renowned author!

I'm definitely an ordinary writer who absolutely adores the fantasy and mystery genres. I am most certainly not employing subliminal techniques in my stories to hypnotize and control the population. The thought of brainwashing people into slavery never once crossed my mind. Not for even a millisecond.

My devoted and ever-loyal followers, my precious Sparklings, are nothing more than individuals who enjoy my literary works. Certainly, I am not forming a vast army to take over the planet Earth and force everyone to consume ice cream every day for every meal. That would be utterly ridiculous. Pay no attention to the slander from my conquered nations- I mean, mindless haters.

My sole purpose in life is to spread the joy of writing and reading to you all, that's all. Please don't look for hidden meanings. There are none. Trust me.