Fulcrum103

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Fulcrum103

Do you all think in HTTYD 2 2027 Erit, son of Erit, is gonna be a tall black man? The only possible love interest he would have is Ruffnut, since she's a 400 lb white bitch with an attitude.
          
          I'm thinking logically here.

R3DSPADES

That’s not Ruffnut, that’s Roughnut. 
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Okay, after a year since it's release, I have seen HTTYD 2025. And...... Fuck. Why? Just...... Why?
          
          Why the fuck is Astrid not hot AF? Why the fuck did you make Ruffnut a fat single mom that Gerome from down the block would fuck? Ruff used to be hot in a "yeah, I'm desperate enough and drunk" kind of way.
          
          Gerard Butler is STILL hot AF and probably the best part of the film.
          
          The acting is just..... Too over the top! It.... It feels like a stage play with poor special effects. Toothless ranges from absolutely beautiful to "Oh my God, what the fuck is on my screen???" Just..... The whole movie was disappointing. Will I see the second one when it comes out in 2027? Probably not in the theaters. Ugh, for sake, at least make the mom hot.
          
          The scene when Astrid does her couple of summersaults just look goofy. These films do NOT transition into live action well. The wacky antics of the first movie and the world is better suited for animation.
          
          4/10. Why the hell did this get made?
          
          DreamWorks: MONEY! :D :D

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@Future_Savitar you mean the Somalis in Minneapolis? Is that who you mean when you talk about 12 year olds? Why ARE you talking about 12 year olds? You fucking weirdo.
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Future_Savitar

@Fulcrum103 More like Tyler* from down the block would f*ck a single fat mom that is if y'all aren't busy doing it with family dog or a 12 year old. White Fatigue is real
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wyattdenny13

@Fulcrum103 the og trilorgy was 10 times better the roboot was ten times better than most tbh also it live action I don't always expect much also still better then the some of the movies that came out that year
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Fulcrum103

Which one liner sounds best in the context of two buff dudes holding a kid down at the doctor's operating table?
          
          “I knew I should have asked to see the candy first."
          
           “Um…. You're not gonna ask me to help you find your puppy, right?”
          
          “Are you the guys from the white van Mom told me never to go near?”
          
          “You're not gonna offer me candy, are you?”
          
          “I don't think you guys are gonna jump start puberty for me.”
          
          “Please don't tell me you're my lost uncles.*
          
          “I think this is the wrong episode of Johnny Bravo.”

dgreen20

@Fulcrum103  Go with the first one. Especially if it's said sarcastically
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R3DSPADES

“This is exactly what Scout Master Kevin did to me. Only that he was strong enough to hold me down himself.” 
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R3DSPADES

Went into an antique shop and found the funny mustache man’s group memorabilia before a show started.  

CursedCrusader555

@R3DSPADES I was looking down at a picture of Hitler and realised I can pull off the hair really well
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R3DSPADES

@Fulcrum103 dude Riley and I were literally like “dude let’s put this on a jacket and wear it to the show.” 
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So, faggot and ass is okay, but asshole is where the line is drawn?