Fulcrum103
I am currently juggling between writing a Star Wars fanfic, Asset 99, watching Avatar for an ATLA fanfic, and now I'm debating writing a Breaking Bad fanfic.
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Everybody go read @R3DSPADES' Camp Cretaceous fanfics. It's in my reading list titled RavensVerse. Check it out!
trainer1923
@Fulcrum103 Take my money , I’d love a shirt. You should also make a sweatshirt and maybe some stickers
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NEW CHAPTER FOR Asset 99 IS UP, BITCHES!!! READ IT!!!
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I love my fans. Especially if you're a fan of FanficSins.
I am more famous on this platform for being a snarky asshole who does a CinemaSins style reaction to fanfics than I am for my writing.
Like, I get asked outright, "hey Fulcrum, call my story shit for 30 chapters because it's funny". Like..... Okay. I also write my own stories, but I guess people just love an asshole.
I wonder if this is how Critical Drinker feels sometimes.
Gonna have a new Asset 99 chapter up sometime tonight or tomorrow. It would be nice if y'all would read it.
Fulcrum103
So, apparently there's been a Chimpanzee Civil War going on in Uganda, and it just dialed up a notch. Just saw a video about it. Imma be honest, I thought it was Chicago for a minute.
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Drink up, me hearties, yo ho
Fulcrum103
Do you all think in HTTYD 2 2027 Erit, son of Erit, is gonna be a tall black man? The only possible love interest he would have is Ruffnut, since she's a 400 lb white bitch with an attitude.
I'm thinking logically here.
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Okay, after a year since it's release, I have seen HTTYD 2025. And...... Fuck. Why? Just...... Why?
Why the fuck is Astrid not hot AF? Why the fuck did you make Ruffnut a fat single mom that Gerome from down the block would fuck? Ruff used to be hot in a "yeah, I'm desperate enough and drunk" kind of way.
Gerard Butler is STILL hot AF and probably the best part of the film.
The acting is just..... Too over the top! It.... It feels like a stage play with poor special effects. Toothless ranges from absolutely beautiful to "Oh my God, what the fuck is on my screen???" Just..... The whole movie was disappointing. Will I see the second one when it comes out in 2027? Probably not in the theaters. Ugh, for sake, at least make the mom hot.
The scene when Astrid does her couple of summersaults just look goofy. These films do NOT transition into live action well. The wacky antics of the first movie and the world is better suited for animation.
4/10. Why the hell did this get made?
DreamWorks: MONEY! :D :D
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@Future_Savitar you mean the Somalis in Minneapolis? Is that who you mean when you talk about 12 year olds? Why ARE you talking about 12 year olds? You fucking weirdo.
Future_Savitar
@Fulcrum103 More like Tyler* from down the block would f*ck a single fat mom that is if y'all aren't busy doing it with family dog or a 12 year old. White Fatigue is real
wyattdenny13
@Fulcrum103 the og trilorgy was 10 times better the roboot was ten times better than most tbh also it live action I don't always expect much also still better then the some of the movies that came out that year
SK005sagito
NEW SEASON OF JURASSIC WORLD CAMP CRETACEOUS IS AVAILABLE IN WATTPAD BOYS AND GIRLS
https://www.wattpad.com/story/405339775-jw-camp-cretaceous-hope-or-hell-s02
READ AND GIVE YOUR SUPPORT AND OPINION PEOPLE PLEASE
Fulcrum103
Which one liner sounds best in the context of two buff dudes holding a kid down at the doctor's operating table?
“I knew I should have asked to see the candy first."
“Um…. You're not gonna ask me to help you find your puppy, right?”
“Are you the guys from the white van Mom told me never to go near?”
“You're not gonna offer me candy, are you?”
“I don't think you guys are gonna jump start puberty for me.”
“Please don't tell me you're my lost uncles.*
“I think this is the wrong episode of Johnny Bravo.”
R3DSPADES
“This is exactly what Scout Master Kevin did to me. Only that he was strong enough to hold me down himself.”