Let me tell you people that come here something about me.
I'm a lazy motherfudger. 
I don't want you people to get a bad first impression by cursing.
And finally I am really weird
Like full on weird
So yeah hope you like meh
I sexually identify as an attack helicopter.
I'm a supernatural being that's 4,000 years old.
I'm white.
And blue is a nice color.
Bam, everything about me.
Yay.