Human Female
Sarcasm is my favored weapon

I'm a perfectionist, which usually leads people to believe I'm lazy. Why? Because if I can't do something perfectly, I'm not going to fucking do it.

Yeah, I swear a lot. The Navy plays a role in that, but it's been polished to perfection over the years by working in retail, health care, and call centers. 

I'm trying to write. I have four story ideas floating in the empty space between my ears, they're all demanding my attention like a flock of Karens, and one of them has demanded to speak to my manager. So, wish me luck with that one.