GAY_SLAY_RAY

Blows up into a million pieces
          
          I have a new phone
          
          Except I'm using the old one rn
          
          Uh
          
          I DID get it to charge thankfully
          Which surprised me
          
          It needed to be plugged directly into the wall.
          
          Sigh
          
          Meeeehhhh...
          
          I have work in 43 minutes 

Pirate gaster!!!!!

The way I told a friend I'd be afk for a few minutes then proceed to disappear for six hours

How is my phone alive bro
          
          It's been surviving off of slow charging with the use of my laptop
          
          With a maximum battery of ✨9%–20%✨

I'm crying I'm thinking about a 1x1x1x1 edit where I found this REALLY fire song (it's about cheating btw, but it's called Military Fashion Show by And One)
          
          And I love the song
          It's fire
          
          Then I thought about how some people would believe hardcore 1x simps would low-key say he wouldn't cheat when ngl
          Logically
          They're VERY prone to it.
          
          Yeah
          
          If I came up with relationship headcanons that involved my brutal honesty; it would be a miserable relationship due to how 1x is so um
          
          Yh
          Gay

decides to be immature

Wattpad users just gotta admit they don't like me enough to get me to 69

So do I start referring to Noli as a she/her/they now because of them going by mirror pronouns 

Somehow read "Azure" as "Ayano"

So my coworker gave me flowers-