| > "So say your goodbyes, settle affairs

and then take the knee.

Oh, won't you do it?

You know that you'd die for me."

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99 days of cultist liking: @GAY_SLAY_RAY

God: @Luna-208

Twerking Buddy: @SC4R4M0UCH3S_SLUT

One of my very first friends: @Edynn143

My child: @kinoko131

My other child: @Creepypasta111Reader

♡ ♡ ♡ ♡

@IzaAki063 [My wife]

@_Yashiro__Nene_ [light of my life and the mother of one of my children]

@1-915-Kaiser [My Lover]


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Pαɳʂҽxυαʅ +ρσʅყαɱσɾσυʂ + яσѕєѕєχυαℓ

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тнєу/тнєм

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• I identify as a threat. My pronouns are Try/Me.
• You may call me Caviar. No autocorrect not 'cabinet'
• If you're allergic to whimsy and refuse to call me by a name that means fish eggs, Excalibur is fine too
•Arson is a beautiful thing
• Ag yes cannibalism
• Cereal killer
• Shame? never heard of her.
• Never let anyone tell you violence isn't the answer, 10/10 times violence solves everything
• Ag supremacy
• Peace was never an option
• I have been told that I act like I'm high all the time, and in fact, I am.
• Your resident emoji abuser
• Pans and into hands
• A hole is a hole and a hoe is a hoe
• Totally not your drug dealer
• Tell me 'Sugar Honey Ice Tea' (S.H.I.T. for short) and request whatever drug, poison, candy, food or weapon you require (spell it backwards so the cops don't know, they aren't very smart) and I will give it to you.
• Hisoka is my cousin✨
• Zoro got a little too lost one day and boom I was born (yes he's my father deal with it)

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