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HAPPY PRIDE MONTH EVERYONE <333

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I just realized my birthday was like a week ago and it makes me sad?? Idk how I’ve lived this long lol- ANYWAYS, funny quote time! (DHMIS edition)
          
          
          “Get away from me, Duncan!” -Duck
          “I look like a smart boy in my outfit..” -Red Guy
          “Rat eyes!” -Yellow Guy
          “Don’t touch meEEEEE!!” -Collin the Computer
          “That’s what family means to me and my family! *aggressively playing the tambourine*” -Todney
          “I love my family and they like me!” -Todney
          “I guess we could share..” “Į WÃŃT BØTH!!” -Red Guy and Duck
          “Freelancers deserve to die!” -Collin the Computer
          “You laid an egg! Quickly, make a wish!” -Yellow Guy

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i totally forgot that i could do this- hello everyone! i’ve decided that i will post a random(funny-?) quote on my wall each day to entertain some of you(ig-)
          
          
          
          todays quote:
          
          “We all know the circle people are bottoms.”
                                                                                -Brandon Rogers

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@teaandcyanide "You don't have a husband!"
            "That's why i fucked yours!"
            
            - another random Rogers quote
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“Where’s my butler?”
          “I wish I could destroy all the vaginas.”
          “I just hope all the kids die.”
          “I can always smell when babies are near.”
          “I understand she’s your friend but I’d like to see that bitch uninvite me to her fucking funeral.”
          “I swear the next time I talk to you will be on Doctor Phil!”
          “I’m gonna get your fucking grandma.”
          “Melanoma? Mela-no-ma’am.”
          “I need a broccoli in my ass.”
          “Heyy, wanna Netflix and pills?”
          “Oh look, a cunt!”
          “Shh, have a pickle.”
          “You want a cupcake?”
          “You want some balls in a ball?”
          “You tryna get circumcised?”
          
          
          - Brandon Rogers

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@LuckyTeaMouse PLS THE DOCTOR PHIL ONE
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