You can be the master of your bait, you can be the captain of your balls. But you gotta realize that jizz is coming from you, not at you. And that takes time.


Alt: @Morphumax
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GabrielXander GabrielXander Nov 19, 2025 01:20AM
I don’t know how much y’all will believe me, but in my notes for Don’t Forget (Undertale Fanfic), the only thing I had written for the UnderSwap Arc was “idk how but include a fight with a monster th...
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