Wow, yes! It is I, the amateur writer that barely writes anymore!
Two posts in one week, take a seat and consume the C O N T E N T I have been feeding you all!
Alright, I’m done. I’m just here to nudge you in the direction of this gorgeous new chapter that I had written some time last year.
I can guarantee it’s quality because I cried while editing my own writing. Isn’t that the C O N T E N T you signed up for? Existentialist contemplations that could dice onions better than Gordon Ramsay with its Edge(TM).
This post was purely because I was in a comedic mood after destroying myself with the chapter I just edited. Take it in jest, please m’lords, m’ladies and m’inbetweens.