Me: Artist, avid reader, traveler, nihilist, sarcastic a$$hole. 

Little bit ticked about 100 votes a day cap, because *see avid reader* and I keep maxing out. I have an entire archive of books to vote on for slow read days.

Languages: Sarcasm, Bad English, Swearin', and a bunch that no one really cares about. I can ask for a beer and bathroom in 6 languages other than English, and that's all a person really needs.

I don't even start posting chapters until most of the story is done, so I usually update daily. 

Grammar masochist. If I have a story up and you find a grammar mistake, please beat me with your grammar whip!!!