. ; بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم ;
(i come on here and update my age lol)
Welcome to my humble abode, no need to fret, come sit down and enjoy a cup of tea with me!
The name's Balqis, I'm a weird, nerdy 19 year old Muslim girl who enjoys sharing corny jokes with people and coming up with ridiculous puns. I have a great relationship with comedy, and I speak fluent sarcasm. I find interest in the most quirkiest of things.
I used to write depressing poems, but those few years of feeling trapped helped me learn more about myself as a person. I'm able to smile now. I'm very happy, and I thank Allah for all I have been blessed with, Alhumdulilah.
- i hayte tlking lyke dis. so if u tlk lyke dis 4 wateva reson. staphp (⊙︿⊙)
I can't stand the word 'Ok'. The very word makes me want to turn into Hulk. Something about it gives me weird chills. And If you look at it from a side view, it looks like one of those stick men you draw when you're bored. Mind blown!
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- Land of smiles :)
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