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Logged into wattpad for the first time in months and had exactly 69 notifications... coincidence? I think the heck not

Oh no my arms seem to be frozen in blocks of ice. If only there were some cute girl here to warm them up so I don't have to suffocate under my mountain of comfort. *stares directly into camera* whatever shall I do

Shout out to the guy who's in three of my classes who, unprompted during arts ed, very excitedly told me that his shoes were glow in the dark. That's the kind of positivity we need in this world my guy.
          

*cries in gay*

Its devwnvsef cgseylue

The government is out to GET me, I just sent a passive aggressive, semi respectful email to the prime minister-

OKAY SO I WAS LOOKING AT GAY SHIT IN THE LOBBY OF MY SCHOOL AND MY QSA TEACHER WALKED BY AND LIKE SHE PROBABLY KNOWS IM GAY BECAUSE THE QSA IS NINETY NINE PERCENT GAY AND SHES THE ONE PERCENT WHO ISNT BUT LIKE
          
          JESUS WHAT KIND OF TIMING IS THAT

My spiteful but not good at spiting ass: why yes I shall put my name first because I did the most work... yes... the perfect plan... I am FIRST

The walrus was Paul

Chorlie Chorlie Chuck Chuck Duck
          Chorlie Chorlie Chuck Duck Duck 
          You have Chuck... And a Duck
          Then you get Chorlie Duck Chuck Duck