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If you know my irl name don't say it publicly

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"You're a ridiculous piece of chicken. Please chicken, pick up your wings."

"I can't sleep at night knowing I robbed Ethan Bradberry."

"IM MAKING AN ANNOUNCEMENT SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE, THATS RIGHT, SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG FUCKED MY WIFE, HE PULLED OUT HIS QUILLY DICK AND SAID IT WAS 
"T h i s     b i g" 
SO IM MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER DOT COM, SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG, YOU GOT A SMALL DICK, ITS THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER, HERES WHAT MY DICK LOOKS LIKE BOOM! ALL SPIKES, NO QUILLS BABY!
 IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG!
 SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG PISSED ON MY WIFE, SO GUESS WHAT? IM PISSING ON THE EARTH! THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS!
 EXCEPT IM NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH.

IM GONNA GO HIGHER, IM PISSING ON THE

MOOOON!"