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The date started off so well
          Begin my night not expecting the fright of my life
          She was perfect from what I could tell
          How could I not see the danger right in front of me?
          My favourite food is fish
          Baby, that's my favourite too
          I love cartoon dogs
          Baby, I love Scooby-Doo
          Hey, girl, what's your favourite film?
          She said, "The best movie of all, a masterpiece of art called"
          Human Centipede, Human Centipede
          I think that I'm gonna get murdered tonight
          Human Centipede, not ironically
          She said, "The costume design was a highlight"
          I like it for the plot
          Tell me what the plot's about
          German doctor sews three people ass to mouth (cool!)
          Human Centipede, please, God, save me
          I think that's a red flag, I don't want to get stabbed
          She said, "Human Centipede is a tour de force"
          I think, "Holy shit, I'm gonna be the main course"
          She said, "I admire the narrative of character growth"
          I try to get the waiter's attention by blinking in morse code
          Why are you blinking so much?
          I've got something in my eye
          Here, let me get it out
          No, thank you, I don't wanna die
          Bonjour, sir was blinking at me
          Is this because your date is a freak?
          (No) very good then, bon appétit
          Stop hiding behind your silly made-up red flag
          To not take a chance on the best relationship you never had
          Maybe you're right and I'm looking for excuses
          My heart's got bruises, but I'm ready to choose this love
          You could be my world, the love of my life
          One day, we'll get married and be husband and wife
          With a tasteful ceremony and the wedding of our dreams
          Only if the wedding is themed
          Tell me what the theme's gonna be
          Human Centipede, Human Centipede
          That way, we could save on the catering bill
          Human Centipede, only one mouth to feed
          If you are the best man, you know the deal (pucker up)
          I can finally open myself up to love
          I can finally sew a mouth to a butt
          Human Centipede
          Human Centipede

Just one drink, gonna keep it mellow
          Responsible night for a polite fellow
          Say hello to my friends and comrades
          Don't tend to offend so I say perhaps
          Just two drinks, as a social courtesy
          We can raise a glass to our past fraternity
          And certainly a perfectly normal informal get together
          But it's been forever since we gathered so whatever
          Just three drinks, for the sake of the old times
          Proceed with tequila shots with a dish full of cold limes
          The whole nine, laughing remembering all the old lines
          Never used to work but I could give 'em another try
          Just four drinks, y'know, take the edge off
          I've had a hard week, I deserve to get sauced
          Pick up another round as my friends depart and
          They may not stick around but I just got started
          Feel so much better than usual
          I feel indisputable
          Oh
          I think that I might be beautiful
          Just five drinks, fuckin' treat myself!
          Pour the Dom Perignon from the back of the top shelf
          Spend like God put on airs to sell it
          Crowd pretends not to care but I know they're jealous
          Just six drinks, let slip the dogs of war
          Gonna start a fuckin' riot 'til I'm tossed out the front door
          Zero to sixty I can turn on a dime, I'm hitting bottom
          And I'm feeling like committing a crime
          Just eight drinks, maybe I've lost count?
          I can't remember the night, what I drank, or the amount
          I'm fading in and out, my very consciousness is crumbling
          Sorry, was I saying something?
          Twelve drinks, strolling out of the hospital
          Is it hair of the dog if you stay drunk and don't stop at all?
          Another night losing it more than I can afford
          Was I just feeling bored? Am I that insecure?

I'm that first-person they talk about in all the books
          I'm that perspective you cannot doubt, see how I look
          Control the narrative reliably, baby, it's all about me
          And I wrote the book about throwing the book
          At those who don't do it by it
          So now I'm holding myself hostage
          Stockholm lust just looks like justice
          And enough lefts don't make the right but two wrongs do
          Oh man, Sun Tzu would love this
          Beating my dead high horse off the high road to low ground
          'Cause if you shake your fist at snakes in grass
          It looks like punching down
          So, God forbid I'm seen just as an average human being
          I mean, imagine if protagonists just died in the first scene
          I'm the gap between a tragedy and comedy
          Don't come at me
          I'm the main character, and you have to like me
          I loot plot armor from NPCs
          Well, they are to me
          Trite, tropes, traits, traumas, trinkets, and treats, it's all XP
          Look in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane, no, it's superego
          The underdog you cheer for
          Villains are everywhere, that's how I know that I'm the hero
          So tie me to the train tracks, laugh, and snidely twist your mustache
          Snidely Whiplash, Boris Badenov, ignoring me's bad enough
          Where do you get off? Da, das vedanya, darling
          Daleks in high collars monologue
          And I outsmart them with a ray-gun and a tweet
          So, God forbid I'm seen just as an average human being
          I mean, imagine if protagonists just died in the first scene
          I'm the gap between a tragedy and comedy
          Don't come at me
          I'm the main character, and you have to like me
          Judge me by what my cover shows, author becomes beyond reproach
          You don't know the prose or if the spine is still intact
          Oh, like Alice fell to Wonderland, come astroturf my Overton
          And embolden my demand to live by alternative facts
          Her majesty says, "The Royal We demand a standard of loyalty
          An agreement to be reverent, lick the emperor's new boots"

Tô devendo drogas

Haridade! 
          Seus olhos meus clarão
          Me guiam dentro da escuridão
          meu riso é gay feliz contigo
          Eu sigo e nunca me sinto só
          
          Velha infância na voz do hariel é a coisa mais linda

Naquele segundo eu pensei que até te odiava
          Mas respirei fundo e vi que eu te amava
          Mas foi na hora da raiva
          
          Juro 

Tão perto, tão perto
          Ainda tão longe
          Eu não sei
          Não sei como ser sozinho
          Então não vá, apenas fique.
          
          KKKKKKKKKKKKK preciso d ajuda 

Ela não presta, é fato, mas é verdadeira
          Sem notícias boas, minhas notícias são as mesmas
          Que 'tá uma loucura, penso no seu olhar
          
          KKKKKKKKK alguém me ajuda?