Hello my alien ungendered flesh and goo sack! This is a short letter informing you of your recent activity of which concern me also. You have recently followed me which I regret to inform you is soul binding and you will now forever be part of my minion army.
Your duties will include reading, commenting and voting. With the occasional cookie haul where we all sit in a blanket fort and eat cookies.
If you have any complaints or queries please message me.
Lots of love Ez
PS thanks for following you gorgeous ungendered flesh and goo sack. ❤️❤️❤️❤️
