So...who am I? I'm Gerard Way's left ear, duh. But you can call me Lefty 😉. I'm 44 ears (okay, holy shit that was a typo that I didn't notice until now, but I'm not gonna change it) old, but I still look super young, which makes sense because I'm a part of Gerard Way. 

I have really good memory, meaning everything Gerard has ever heard is lodged into my brain. Yes, I have a brain. It's in the earlobe, duh. I may or may not have a bit of a crush on a certain someone called Righto😳...he's just so attractive, can you blame me?!

Well, that's all I can think of for now, so bye! ~👂


I'm not saying Tommy McMurtry is sexually attracted to pumpkins. I'm just saying, we don't really know. 🎃

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