Hey you! Yes you the one that's reading this right now. Yes the voice you're hearing in your head right now as your reading this. Okay now that you know who i'm talking to lets get started. 

I'm just an average human being that likes to lay in bed wrapped in blankets and just sit there like a burrito. Other than that I suppose there really is nothing interesting about me except for maybe that one thing ... wait no never mind... as i was saying, I have a very simple human life. I'm pretty sure your starting to fall asleep while reading this so goodbye for now :))