~PLAN FOR WORLD DOMINATION~

•make everyone think that I am super smart but weird and in no way want to control the world.

•actually take over the world

•the next seven years will probably descend into chaos, but we will gloss over that one in the history books.

•get scientists working on creating a unicorn

•give the second highest position of power to my Ball Python because why not.

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This is your all powerful leader speaking, bow down peasants.

There is definitely something wrong with me 

Oh well...