Glaceon32

Maturity right here at its finest my followers 

Umbra1377

Yo. I don't know if you remember Surge or not, but...here I am. And I just wanna say, you were right. I was a total mess back then, not to mention a royal prick, and I want you to know I sincerely apologize. I am sorry. Since then, I've been working diligently to get my life in order and I think I've finally found my place. I hope things are going well for you too. I'm just trying to make amends with as many folks as I can, because I was in an awful place all those years ago and I hurt a lot of people because of it. I hurt a lot of people who I thought deserved it at the time, but today I know that's not the case. Lemme know if you ever wanna take a minute to chat.

grumpcade

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I sexually identify as a race car. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of drifting around corners and running quarter miles in under ten seconds. People say to that a person being a race car is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a shop mechanic  install 100-shot of nitrous, adjustable coilovers, and twin scroll turbos on my chassis.
          From now on I want you guys to call me "Drift King" and respect my right to burn rubber below and shoot flames needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a racecarphobe and need to check your modifying privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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Wanna let everyone twerk on him? @donaldtrumpofficial
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