Crackhead

Walking to the fridge is so romantic. But wanna know what's hot?
          
          Opening the fridge door (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I WILL BE YOUR FRIEND

IWANTTOBEYOURFRIEND.

Omg i love you and your comments! HOLY SON OF A BITCH I STG #Griffyndortoo OH my maths teacher resembles V O L D E M O R T...

WHOO KEEPS REPORTING ME?? Lmaooo
          I swear to Wattpad Headquarters if one more 8 year old reports me because my profanity triggers them IM FUCKING SUING A BITCH AND THEIR MOTHER

Lmaoo one of my comments finally got reported guys...knew it was gonna happen one of these days

I love how I leave Wattpad for about 8 hours and come back to 76 notifications all replies on my comments. Glad ya find me funny lmaoo 

DAMON SALVATORE IM SCREECHING 

OMG HP IS IN UR BIO IM SO PROUD