THIS....IS....SPARTAAAAAA!! It's your favorite war-whore, Helen! Grab your dick, then double click that follow button! 

Before you ask, I'm in crippling debt, so yes my boobs are real. 

I'm what you might call a certified whore who has a family that's way too god damn big. 

Shout out to my kickass friends, Spain, Prussia, France, and Romano! You guys are fan-fucking-tactic. 

If you're Barcelona, give me a piece of that ass because DAYUM SMOKE SHOW!!

Syria, NK, and Houston are all apart of the gang #Hellfire 

Terry, Charley, and I make the unholy trinity! #I'mTheUnholySpirit 

Archie, if you're reading this I want your virginity. For every virginity of yours that I take will be another day I don't drink :) 

Keep calm and eat a bag of dicks. 

I'm single as fuck and plan on keeping it that way. 

Love you all (in a very sexual way). 

Tonight we dine in hell....and tomorrow I was thinking hooters. 

Do you have a carcass kink? If so than I'm your dead slut! #IDied

Looking for a good time? Call Helen's Whore house for some fun! You got the dough we got the hoe!  Our official company number is 666-420-6969 

No homo? Pshhh.....ALL THE HOMO!!!!


((Hello, Friends! 
This is @itessa here, and this is what happens when I get really damn bored ))




Fuck you, Athens.