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My cousin runs a daddy blog. Have you ever been/considered being apart of that community?

That moment when you're walking with the bad friends trio and a penis flies out of the sky and hits Prussia in the head and Spain says, 'Oh hey I was looking for that!' And all you and France can do is stare. 
           #Relatable 

Wanna have sex Helena? @Go_To_HELLena
          And that's how you please a spartan people

What was the craziest night you ever had? 
          Now I think about it, maybe a top ten would be fitting...
          I love you (and your body too)

I'm amazed when you get both followers and following at the same number... I'm getting so old -sniff- no jk 

KENDRA HAD A HUGE CRUSH ON SAM HOUSTON
          
          

STEALING FRANNY'S WINE AND GERMANY's BEER? FUCK YEAH!!!! LETS ALSO NAB RUSSIA'S VODKA!!! HE MIGHT TRY AND BEAT US WITH HIS PIPE BUT DONT WORRY ILL ENJOY IT #MAGICMETALPAINKINK

FUCK YEAH!!!!
          THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!
          TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL......AND TOMORROW I WAS THINKING HOOTERS 

Just had an orgy with seven people, got arrested for vehicular manslaughter, ate some chicken strips, and licked alcohol off of pregnant woman's stomach. It's been a pretty typical/boring Wednesday. I hope you guys are having more fun than I am! 

This account is great