I'm God. All y'all other "gods" are imposters. I am the one true God. 
I answer prayers once a week in a total "Salvation Sunday" kinda thing. 
I guess you could call Christianity a "fandom" (I only know what that means because of several prayers asking for an OTP to be canon??). Anyway, The Jesus fandom is cool. Like most fandoms, the main character doesn't stay dead for very long.

This is the point where I'm supposed to dish out some A+ advice so: 
you are braver than you believe, smarter than you think, and stronger than you seem.

Good night and Me bless