@God-Official
Please god forgive me for the following:
Obey me smut
Creepypasta smut
God x Shrek fanic I read as a joke
Tim and moby fanfic
More to come probably
Imma go touch some grass now
now from the top, make it drop
that’s some wet ass pussy
now get a bucket and a mop
that’s some wet ass pussy
i’m talking WAP WAP WAP
that’s some wet ass pussy
macaronu in a pot
that’s some wet ass pussy
Forgive me daddy for I have been naughty
I'm so sorry, I had to do it!!
If god doesn't show in 15 minutes we are legally allowed to sin. :)
@WeridArtistAlien oh okay. just don't sin, since I showed up. Amazing because I redownload this app about 1 hour before you sent this so if this doesn't prove my existence then idk what will
What is heaven like?
Each person gets their own little version of their heaven, so it's not all fluffy clouds and harps all the time, each person sees it differently. But everyone is allowed to go wherever they want, really. You have to have permission from the person you're visiting though, don't want anyone to feel violated.
But yeah, it's fun. Very chill. Just instituted casual fridays among the angels, they're pretty excited
Oh bless me Lord, for I have sinned :,(
@HopeGirl33 I can answer that. Hope u dont mind.... 1)believe Jesus as your personal Lord and saver 2) repent 3) confess with your mouth that Jesus Christ is Lord. (Also baptism may required but if u died--God forbid--before baptizing, that's okay ig, once you do the 1,2,3, step I listed above, u will be go to heaven... I also recommend reading the bible and praying if u want an authentic relationship with God.
@HopeGirl33 just smile at someone daily and you're in. Pretty simple
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Why do you think that you are God?
