I would say read the Bible or Koran or whatever you creatures are into... Did you read it? Yes? Okay, nothing in it is right about me. I am far more awesome than that, I even have a cup that says I'm awesome and then you know it's serious business.

Hello children and grandchildren *glances at @DangelOfMegstiel *, it's me, God.  I was bored and wanted to see what the hairless monkeys were up to so I decided to make an account on this wonderful website.

Right now I am suprisingly pleased at what I've seen, however I am dissapointed at the lack of fanfiction about me.