Goddum_420

Sonic .exe: I'm here for session quotes
          	Majin: ...what?
          	SONIC .EXE: YOU HEARD ME!!!!!!!!!

Goddum_420

Sega need all sonic fans to go to the Sega buildING even if the guards won't let you in say "i have a meeting with the Sega ceo" and find the ceo and tell him I...
          
          FLEETWAY SUPER SONIC SENT YOU TO GET A JOB MAKEING MY ASSISTANT MIMKYO'S OC'S CANNON
          
          PS: tell them to make me and Amy have a child named
          Sega

MurpleMayhem

He-he-here we go!
          
          So they're finally here, performing for you
          If you know the words, you can join in too
          Put your hands together, if you want to clap
          As we take you through this monkey rap!
          Huh!
          
          [Chorus]
          DK
          Donkey Kong!
          
          [Verse 1]
          He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well
          He's finally back to kick some tail
          His coconut gun can fire in spurts
          If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt!
          He's bigger, faster, and stronger too
          He's the first member of the DK crew!
          Huh!
          
          [Chorus]
          DK
          Donkey Kong!
          DK
          Donkey Kong is here![Verse 2]
          This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes
          She can shrink in size, to suit her mood
          She's quick and nimble when she needs to be
          She can float through the air and climb up trees!
          If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong
          With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong!
          Huh!
          
          [Chorus]
          DK
          Donkey Kong!
          
          [Verse 3]
          He has no style, he has no grace
          Th-this Kong has a funny face
          He can handstand when he needs to
          And stretch his arms out, just for you
          Inflate himself just like a balloon
          This crazy Kong just digs this tune!
          Huh!
          
          [Chorus]
          DK
          Donkey Kong!
          DK
          Donkey Kong is here!
          [Verse 4]
          He's back again and about time too
          And this time he's in the mood
          He can fly real high with his jetpack on
          With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong!
          He'll make you smile when he plays his tune
          But Kremlings beware 'cause he's after you!
          Huh!
          
          [Chorus]
          DK
          Donkey Kong!
          Huh!
          
          [Verse 5]
          Finally, he's here for you
          It's the last member of the DK crew!
          This Kong's so strong, it isn't funny
          Can make a Kremling cry out for mummy
          Can pick up a boulder with relative ease
          Makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze
          He may move slow, he can't jump high
          But this Kong's one hell of a guy!
          
          [Skit]
          C'mon Cranky, take it to the fridge![Outro]
          Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells
          Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells
          Aww yeah!
          Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells
          Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells
          Aww yeah!

Goddum_420

Why is elmo so confused in this picture I have
            
            Cause he's seen everything and I mean everything
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Goddum_420

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Peter parker: Uncle ben what happend
            Ben parker: XBOX GAMES HAPPEND PETER... I TRIED TO GET $100000 AND AN XBOX BUT I SUCKED AND GOT SHOT IN THE BALLS AND CHEST PETER.... KILL THEM PETER MY BOI.....
            GUARD 105-16 (me): shut the fuck up old bitch eat my ass motherfucker 
            
            
            
            
            The end.
            
            
            PS: check out the new drip account I have my guys and girls check it out (*squid game DRIP REMIX starts playing*) 
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mysticshadow28

I know you probably get this a lot but, thank you for following me. Um...may I ask, why? Why did you follow me? Just out of curiosity.

Goddum_420

@mysticshadow28  OK what is going on with you...
            
            You're scaring me
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Goddum_420

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@mysticshadow28 i'm joking you thought I hate you
            ur cool my new freand you allways should see the good things in life and fight the negative shit 
            You the homie i've known with my sister and should allways be in a positive mood
            
            PS: u got pranked haha haha haha hahaha
            
            Lllllllllllllllllllllllllllloollllllllllllllllllllllllll
            GG my buddy
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MurpleMayhem

Everybody's Super Sonic Racing
          Try to keep your feet right on the ground
          When you're Super Sonic Racing
          There's no time to look around
          We're just Super Sonic Racing
          Runnin' to the point of no return
          Everybody's Super Sonic Racing
          Come on, let the fires burn
          
          Everybody, everybody, everybody...
          Everybody, everybody, everybody...
          Everybody, everybody, everybody...
          Everybody... Everybody
          
          Everybody's Super Sonic Racing
          Try to keep your feet right on the ground
          When you're Super Sonic Racing
          There's no time to look around
          We're just Super Sonic Racing
          Runnin' to the point of no return
          Everybody's Super Sonic Racing
          Come on, let the fires burn
          Everybody's Super Sonic Racing
          Try to keep your feet right on the ground
          When you're Super Sonic Racing
          There's no time to look around
          We're just Super Sonic Racing
          Runnin' to the point of no return
          Everybody's Super Sonic Racing
          Come on, let the fires burn

Goddum_420

@Mimkyo  I feel like a 87 year old man on tik tok saying that
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Goddum_420

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@Mimkyo why did I say fuck you, but thank you
            
            AND WHEN DID I SAY THAT SHIT
            
            I AM SO SORRY FOR SAYING THAT BULLSHIT
            
            I apologize for saying that crap
            
            Plz forgiv me
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Goddum_420

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@Mimkyo 
            Fuck you,but thank you
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cunthoeluvr

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HOLY SHIT
          
          FLEETWAY SUPER SONIC??
          
          
          THE GUY FROM SONIC THE COMIC??
          
          AND SINGS CHAOS FROM THE VS SONIC.EXE ROUND 2 UPDATE IN THE SOUND TEST??

MurpleMayhem

@Goddum_420 
            Stop
            You're scaring people
            Also you don't know if they're like
            50 or something 
            Stop spreading personal information 
            I had to delete one of your posts because of your inability to keep stuff to yourself !!!!
            You're my little brother, so I have to look out for you.
            And watch your language around here >:(
            I'm serious about this.
            
            Mimkyo out
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Goddum_420

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@cunthoeluvr sonic needs his vip fans at Sega. So you can be my favorite fan and marry me
            
            PS: if you are a guy I am so sorry I am not gay... I swear to god I am not fucking gay... so if you'r a male I am so sorry
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Happy-Pupper-Tails

Fleetway Sonic Sonic!!!

Happy-Pupper-Tails

@Happy-Pupper-Tails Sure... What do you want to know
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Goddum_420

@Happy-Pupper-Tails. yeah.... I might need some help cuz i'm new to wattpad.. and I love this website!!!!!!!!!
            
            So can u teach me? Please?
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MurpleMayhem

I would suggest roleplay, but you might need to teach him the ropes and rules. Considering he's new to all this.
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