IF this is still open, id like to make another suggestion, like a side quest ^^
Reader accidentally (unknowing its a marriage contract) signs a marriage contract given to him by lance and he signs it before lance but before lance gets to sign it, it gets blown away and its a wild goose chase as lance and the others frantically try to find it, just for it to be found with a pigeon or a birds muddied foot print on the area where lance was supposed to sign and reader was now married to every pigeon in the region until they get a other pigeon or other bird’s signature (the foot (claw?) print) on the divorce paper
this but like as a small side quest or a filler chapter…. if possible…:3 or like a simpler version if this is still up for discussion ^^