"I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented- I forgot where I was going with this."

"When somebody annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown. But, it only takes 4 muscles to reach your arm out and bitCH SLAP THAT MOTHERFU-"

"The fact that there's a highway to Hell and only a stairway to Heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers."

"Today, I shall be as useless as the g in lasagna."

"I don't have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude, and that's not my problem."

"Throw me to the wolves, and I'll come back leader of the pack."

"An Apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough."

"I don't have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination."

"Just remember: if we get caught, I'm deaf and you don't speak English."

"You can just supercalifragilistickissmyassadocious."

"I've always loved the idea of not being what people expect me to be."

"If you can't convince them, confuse them."

"I know the voices aren't real, but, damn, do they come up with some good ideas."

"Yeah, I'm a pacifist. I'm about to pass a fist across your face."

"Bitchcraft: the art of pissing people off with the truth."

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