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Hello people,  today the Two Idiots have a special announcement to make! 
          Starting today we are rewriting the original Adventures of Poor People, this story is held very close to our hearts since it was the first story we actually wrote together and we were sad to see it never get a proper ending, so we reread it  and it was horrible, like the amount of grammar and spelling mistakes  we made were horrendous.  Thanks to you guys for reading that mess, so we're completely rewriting the story! Because we are embarrassed of the original story, we have put it back in the drafts where it belongs so that way we can reference it.
          This stories updates may not be very regular since we are also working on Magic for Dummies which is currently our main priority. 
                                                                                                 -The Two Idiots

Hey guys!  Update part 2 here... 
          we will be having the first and second chapters of our new story up by tomorrow morning! We hope this story can be just as successful as the last! 
          
             The story is officially called Witchcraft for Dummies and we promise to be more consistent with updates. Chapters also have upgraded from typically being 500 words long, to 1000 or more words long! 
          
             This story is going to have a lot more effort put into it, now that we have an actual plot and stuff! Anyways , Thank you for your patience and we can't wait to hear what you guys think.
           -Idiot number 1 <3

guys! we are NOT dead! you thought we were but oh boy we were not! we wanted to stop by and say we are IN FACT writing a new story! like, actually! we won’t just not write it this time- mostly because of quarantine. 
          
          ps- stay safe! stay inside! wash your hands! 
          
          ps ps- we are so sorry that AOPP never got an official ending. we’re not sure where to pick up on the story- but, if we do think of a way to contribute to the story we will update it ! (and keep you updated!) 
          
          love u guys xoxo 
          
          - idiot number 2 

Ay yo , its ya boi Idiot #1.
          Basically were sorry about the Hiatus recently , theres no excuse were just lazy . So were starting the stories backup and should have new chapter out soon

Heya people we got some good news-
             So basically Idiot #2 is going to start writing The Adventures of Poor People but in a modern au , meanwhile Idiot #1 will continue to work on the main story . 
             If in the new au you hear mention of characters you don't know then they're most likely going to be in the main story soon. If we have any people who are only in the new au then we will try to remember to let you know 
            Anyways I might as well say THANK YOU FOR 100 READS but that's all .
           
                                             We might upload a new chapter tonight- The Two Idiots

Today people we passed 69 reads . We have surpassed the godly number . 
          Our next god number to surpass is 420 which is far far away . 
          Thank you for your support .
          We have also been rated #41 of #idiots out of 1k stories 
          Anyways I will wrap it up . Thank you and we need some more followers because nobody loves us haha :D      
                                                                       - The Two Idiots

yo bro ur pretty gay