Congratulations, you have found an uncharted account in the jungles of wattpad!  As your reward, you shall receive a free virtual high five!  *smack*

NOTE:  I don't check wattpad often anymore, and all of my works on here were written several years ago.  It may take me some time to respond to messages/comments/etc., and all of my books are indefinitely non-updating.  Enjoy the reading!

Current theme:  Uhh trees I guess

Name:  GriffinQ, but you can call me "dude"
Favorite genre:  Comedy, adventure
Pronouns:  He/him/Griffinisgreat
Types:  ENTP, 8w7
Favorite color:  Brown
Go-to response to being insulted:  *finger guns*

If you're a fan of cringe zodiac books by teenagers, then my friend, you've come to the right place!  I recommend "Worst Zodiac Story Ever", which makes fun of many of the cliches in these books, and "Another Zodiac Story" and "Zodiac Short Stories" are more traditional zodiac-based stories, with several complete short stories in the second book.  "Starless Skies" is one of my more well-written zodiac stories, but it's incomplete and on permanent hiatus, so you may not want to make the commitment.
Anyways, I don't write much zodiac stuff anymore, but since some people read them, these stories shall continue to lurk on my profile, scaring away the riffraff.

===This line break was brought to you by Griffin ltd.===

But enough about me, let's talk about you:

Ten facts about you:

1.  You are reading this
2.  You are breathing
3.  You are thinking that these are both stupid facts
4.  You cannot say the letter "p" without opening your mouth
5.  You just tried
7.  You are smiling :)
8.  You didn't notice I skipped 6
10.  You just checked
11.  You didn't realize I skipped 9
12.  You just checked again
13.  You're still reading this
14.  You forgot there's only supposed to be 10 facts