Griffin

EYYY GRIFFIN IT'S BEEN WAY TOO LONG HOW ARE YOU :DDD

Savior "complex"?  Really?  I find it quite simple

Hey dudes!  Tag yourself as things I found while clearing out my desk:
          
          -Bookmark autographed by a moderately well-known author
          -Enourmous paper cutout of a fruit fly
          -Several page instruction booklet I wrote on how to win tic tac toe
          Found in art club sketchbook:
          	-Utterly cursed self portrait
          	-Pacman clown obviously drawn to frighten people snooping in my notebook
          	-Unicorn skateboarding off a cliff chased by a jack-o-lantern with a knife.  A potato is impaled on the unicorn’s horn.  A cloud watches in horror.  The unicorn’s name is Harold.
          	-I held a contest for other kids, and one of them drew what I now recognize as bill cypher
          -Rules, map, and list of citizens of a town I started in third grade.  “Hobo” was a professional job.
          -A log of the time my brother and I took all our stuffed animal’s BMIs.  The stuffed animal named “chubby bear” had the smallest BMI.
          -Machiavellian water balloon revenge schemes, diagrams included
          -Blueprint for a mouse trap, made in 2nd grade.  Involved a milk crate, a hammer, and lots of string.
          -50+ page story I wrote for creative writing class in eighth grade
          -Badly mispelled coded message that when translated sounds like I was conspiring to bring voldemort back from the dead (I’m not even slightly exaggerating that’s exactly what it sounded like)
          -A song parody to the tune of “The Battyle Hymn of the Republic.”  Starts off as a graphic depiction of the tree apocalypse, ends with a message about environmentalism
          -An illustration of two cartoon heads.  One says “Luke… I am your teddy bear”, while the second head screams “NOOOOOOO!”
          -A to-scale map of my minecraft house
          -A brochue I made advertising kingdoms for sale, with or without a volcano.
          -Rap poem for two voices about “The Outsiders” that actually kind of slaps
          -Doodle of superman robbing a bank on my catholic faith formation worksheet
          -Character sheet for my warriors OC “Shadeclaw” (cringe)

Guys I found a cool history video, apparently the April fools pranking thing is a really old tradition:
          www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Hey dudes remember Quack?  The cool guy?  Well he's got an apply fic:
          https://www.wattpad.com/1193512479----
          
          (join.  Jooooin)

Happy singles awareness day!

Hey guys!  I found an old story in my docs that I wrote a few years ago and decided to publish.  If you're interested, here's the link:
          
          https://www.wattpad.com/1187835718-tags-random-things-short-story

GRIFFIN I LITERALLY FALL FOR YOUR PROFILE EVERY TIME also I'm losing my touch I literally clicked on the rickroll HELP

Y'all need Jesus, but this is a close substitute:
          https://www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/comments/si89wn/the_war_was_a_dark_time/

Hey dudes!  There's this website that lets your friends fill out a personality report about you and then it matches you up with a fictional character.  If you want to do it for me, here's the link:  https://openpsychometrics.org/tests/characters/peer-report/survey2/?subject=54YAo14SAyz
          
          1) If you fill it out for me and want to make your own survey, just let me know and I'll fill it out for you!
          2) If you fill it out, please comment here to let me know so I know who's done it