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storytime about me being gay and oblivious 
          
          so there's this girl in my class im crushing on, shes more masc presenting and i am a simp for their energy. 
          okay so i am going to class, i dont follow the course that our class is currently taking and the side of this classroom is made out of glass with a blur strip at the same height as your head when sitting there and i have to walk right past this wall and i scan the room for the girl and i see a nice guy i know, who is a friend of her, wave at me so i wave back. later when i sit down in class i see my crush is sitting next to him.
          
          after the class i had with them, we have a break and she and the boy go to the hallway and later come back and this is what she says: so from the classroom i see this girl wave at me and think, ooh, she's flirting with me but no! [guy's name] is waving at her! 
          
          and five hours later. FIVE. HOURS. LATER. when i am home i realised that this was probably about me. smh
          
          also she said she was gay so many times that day, so she maybe likes me??
          
          {SHE DOES LIKE YOU YOU FUCKING IDIOT} - kai
          he also called me dense and slow

saying you're going to study math in college is all fun and games until you're having an online test you half studied for and don't know what the fuck you're doing and if you are doing it correctly

i feel myself getting a crush on this person in my classes that i haven't even talked to (in person i said hi when we were in breakoutrooms :) ) 
          
          h e l p

My teacher: * talking about university * so some pages say as a disclaimer that covid can mess with deadlines. you cant really see it anymore, maybe if you look outside
          Me: * sitting there w a ffp2 mask on* guess im invisible 

I JUST REMEMBERED THE TIME YOU TRIED DROWNING ME WHEN WE WERE 8
          
          YOU BITCH

omw to get my 2nd vaccine!