Gula Von Beelzebul

Mikey as Luke from obey me  (Love your pfp)

Lmaoo thank you

I have to live with the fact that somewhere someone is turned on by elmo 

Sand man
          
          
          
          with sand

Don't you hate it when you acknowledge the fact that you breathe, your body's like "Well screw you" then you have to do it manually.

Clerks: wait a long time in fights because they can't fight
          
          Bard: sings a song -critical miss- 
          
          Swordsman: runs ahead usually are the first to die
          
          Mage: kApOoF magic butler at your service
          
          Archer: act like a bunch of snipers 
          
          Sniper: once they get caught they die
          
          Lancer: SCREAMS

Those moments when you pull an all-nighter and you start to think sleepy thoughts

They laughed at my crayon drawing
          
          I laughed at their chalk outline

@-fluffyhxir yus

°•How to be Horrible 101•°
          
          
          1) Align pencils and pens perfectly then tilt one
          
          2) Turn the toilet paper the wrong way
          
          3) Leave a empty box of tissues or napkins
          
          4) Open a can of soda then leave it in a fridge
          
          But the worst
          
          5) Spend all of someone's game points/gems/money 
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          Don't do this it's actually horrible XD