At first, I wanted my username to be "DeathIsOnMyBucketList", but Wattpad was like, and i quote: "The username must have 6-20 characters." or something like that, but who cares. 
So, back to making my introduction into the world of Wattpad in Kakashi-style:
My name is... I don't feel like sharing. Likes... I have a few. I don't particularly dislike anything, mostly hate... a few stuff. I have hobbies, but again, I don't feel like sharing. As for my dreams, I don't have one. In case of ABSURD dreams, I have A WHOLE F***ING LOT.  
So.......... yeah. 
 
P.S.: May my sanity, as of today buried six feet underground, rest in pieces! Amen! 
(Not that I've ever been in possession of such a thing... And I don't feel like I need it.) 
But dont worry, I'm okay guys :)