Real name; Jaymie Selfe.

Okie Dokie... Bout myself...
I live in Australia, WA. So I'm an Aussie! (Can I get a Aussie Aussie Aussie!) No? Well ur a sad bunch then aren't ya! I'll just do it myself then...
Hmm... Well I like reading and writing, love hangen with friends... Etc.
Friends tell me I'm nuts. (Well thanks, but I already knew that.)
Others say I may have been dropped on my head at birth. (Highly likely.)
Sister says I'm mental. (Well bo-bloody-ho.)

Ok... What now...? (Asking myself, not uz.)

Ohhhhhhhh! I know!
My taste in music... Heavy metal, a tiny bit of screamo... Some rock 'n' roll... Yea...
And...
If anyone wants to talk... I'm normally online. (But don't blame me if my Internet screws me round.)

My main hates would be; (Drum roll please!)
Assholes, Racist people, Sexist people, homophobics... U name the haters, I hate them back.

Okay, other random things...
I'm an Asexual. But maybe Pansexual? I can't really tell...
People say I'm not fat, but I think I am. Apparently -according to Twilight_saga2213- I'm squishy... Or a teddy... Have ur pick, because I'm someone's cushion.
Favorite colours... Red, Black and Blue.
I also have what people call a weird sense of humour. (Blame my uncle.)

What I like reading... I think u'd already know, if you've been through my reading lists...
Mainly BxB, MxM. Basically the same thing.
HeteroSexual, straight.
Romance, fantasy, comedy-humour.... A little horror. U name it and I've probably read it.

Finally, bet that's what ur thinken, that I'm finally going to shutup.

♀+♀= ♥ GENDER
♂+♂= ♥ DOESN'T
♂+♀= ♥ MATTER

Love has no boundaries, so u have a problem with that... Then you can have a quiet chat with my fist. Or my foot which will gladly go up ur ass.
...Or my group of friends. Who would be glad to lend me their voices.

Ta-Ta!