thatoneswimmer

ahhh hiii ^^

i am officially one year older at 12:00 tn (6th march 2026)

AO3 IS DOWN I REPEAT AO3 IS DOWN NOOO MY NIGHT PLANSSSSS

new poem up gang

gn guys

Hi there question can you follow me if it not too much of a big favour? 

guys 
          
          theres this girl i swim with who keeps joking that the guy i like (she doesnt know him) is a dr*gie right
          
          and i keep saying no
          
          cuz he isnt
          
          ....
          
          might have to reconsider after tdy
          
           he ws lwk trying to buy shit off one guy ik
          
           (not gunna say what for obvs reasons plus i cant fucking hear and have no idea what he said )

There are 8 billion people in the world, and you're one of them.
          
          You're so kind and special because you're my friend, that's why I'm sending this to you, want good things to happen to you, so read this... Now that you've read the beginning, you can't escape this. You'll get a new phone this year. You'll get the pet of your dreams this Christmas. Everyone will love you.
          
          Send this to 15 people in one hour. If you ignore this, you'l have bad luck for the next three years.
          
          You'll struggle with grades next year. This isn't fake. A girl ignored this last year, and everything happened to her.
          
          You'll forward this to 15 people in one hour. Then, in five days, this will happen... Day 1: You will wake up to a shocking surprise. Day 2: You will meet your old friend again. Day 3: You will earn money. Day 4: Your day will go great. Day 5: Your favorite person will talk to you. Don't break the chain. You have one hour to send this to fifteen people. NO GROUP CHATS. YOU HAVE ONE HOUR. (after you read this)
          
          (i'm sending this out of fear bc i'm  a lil-stitious)

i need to stop

guys i fear the religous guilt may have got to me a bit