Hello, people of wattpad!

A few disclaimers....

CAUTION: Tends to forget you do are not fluent in Spanish!

CAUTION: Tends to forget I am not fluent in Spanish!

CAUTION: Slaps people who use her phobias against her!

CAUTION: Very forgetful!

CAUTION: Screams a lot!

CAUTION: May explode at any moment!

CRAZY FEMINIST ALERT!

*I am not responsible for items lost, found, trapped, stuck, or left behind in my hair, nor diseases contracted from my hair, nor may I be held responsible for replaying what you missed while you were busy trying to see through my hair.*

And in case you were wondering about the statuses of my stories...:
Leznupar—Sorry about that. Considering deleting.
Before I Was Fictional—Will be updated when I finish it. Which will hopefully be soon. Hopefully.
Sweet Poison—Done. Will update frequently. :)

Credit for the cover of Leznupar goes to @Intelligence_Galore; credit for the cover of Before I Was Fictional goes to @RozalittleDhampir; credit for my profile pic goes to @Aperture Thanks! :)