I hate writing these. How am I expected to sum up everything I am, everything I feel is important, everything I feel one must know about me to truly be apart of me in less than 2000 words? 

That's ridiculous. 

And impossible. 

So this shouldn't be called ABOUT ME

This should be called ; WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT ME TO ENJOY MY WRITING.

So here's that : 

I self edit. So if there happen to be mistakes. I don't need to know that in the rudest form possible. 

I get distracted. Updates? What are those exactly (dry laughter here) 

I've not once in my life stayed faithful to a single plot diagram. It might not always make sense :/

I write to release stress. So I may or may not accidentally blow a characters head off. 

 I listen to music when I write to get mood inspiration. The music changes, the mood changes. 

Writing is like yoga, you can't force it and expect results.